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re: Did anyone see A&M's pretend soldiers save Lassie last weekend?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:46 pm to AggieHank86
Posted on 9/22/14 at 3:46 pm to AggieHank86
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Lobo, his next response will be that you were not REALLY in the military, since it is "only" the Air Force.
lol The day of my enlistment we just got through with our final physical and a Marine was going over some final paperwork with guys from all branches of service and he called one of the Navy recruit a squid and the recruit called the Marine a jarhead, an Army recruit asked what they were called and the Marine called him a gravel stomper. Then in the back of the room an Air Force recruit asked what they called the Air Force soldiers and the Marine replied F.a.g.g.o.t.s. nuff said.
This post was edited on 9/22/14 at 3:50 pm
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:11 pm to swinetime
A sailor, a marine, and a soldier were using the urinal. The marine and soldier followed the urinal rule properly, but the sailor got as close to the marine as he could. When they finished, the sailor washed his hands using a lot if soap and water stating, "in the Navy, we practith cleanlineth". The Marine used the minimal amount of water and soap, saying, "in the Marine Corps we don't waste anything, OO-RAH." The soldier just walked to the exit stating, "the Army teaches us not to piss on our hands"
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