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Posted on 9/15/14 at 2:06 am to TbirdSpur2010
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arse-stickering can be carried out to great effect. It's almost axiomatic that the nicer asses are those that attract the most stickering. Strictly for ROI, gumbo teams would like to see their brand associated with the choicest hind ends; for the most discerning gropers and slappers, a sticker in hand becomes license to stroke, slap and then smooth a sticker against a butt. Here we see an example of excellent coverage aided by obvious interlopers: the Doe's Eat Place, the Miller Lite and the upside-down "Reduced for quick sale" all on the left cheek. These were cheap feels for cheap thrills.
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Up close, even the legit stickers reveal shortcuts. Here a team has either let a typo ride or has recycled leftover stickers from 2006. On a circular sticker, under a dark, dusty tent where people polished off more than 10,000 metal pints of Bud Light by 3:30 p.m., no one's going to give much of a damn what year it is.
Pretty much sums it up.
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