re: There is something living in my basement *UPDATE on page 3*

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Just open the door and splash as much gasoline as you can in 10 seconds. Slam the door and wait 5seconds, strike a match, open the door, and toss to match in. Problem solved.

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Okay,okay, please don't do this. It's me, I am living in your basement. Please just let me be to scurry around down here. The market is over-saturated with business degrees and times are hard. I repeat, do not set me on fire. I'll leave in my own time...you know... when the market gets better.

P.S. Throw a sandwich down there once and a while if you can. The opossum I am scavenging off of isn't good, nor will it last through the weekend.