re: What if LSU is behind the latest Speedy Noil armed robbery claims?

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#inb4wealllookalike

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No you don't.


However, I had an asian lady at a chinese restaurant refuse to give me hot sauce with my vegetable fried rice.

I asked in a serious tone, "Why won't you give me hot sauce?"

Asian lady said, "Because...you a fair skinned young man and you can't handle hot sauce. Too hot for you."

I said, "Seriously? I can handle whatever heat you give me! Please give me hot sauce!"

She snorted, shook her head in disgust, and said, "White people."