Years ago while a student at Auburn-

Cruising down college street from Donahue towards East University on my motorcycle, I had a yellow jacket fly up my shorts and light my arse up, literally.

I was in the left lane (no median) with car surrounding me going 45 mph, no where to go immediately. After what seemed like an eternity (probably 30 sec), I was able to pull to the shoulder and drop my pants to release this very angry yellow jacket that has been relentlessly stinging the crap out of my right check.

I was so relieved to have that beast out of my pants, that it took me 20-30 seconds to realize that I'm now standing pantsless on the shoulder of College street in rush hour traffic.

I had to lay on my stomach for hours with tobbacco on my arse, I hate yellow jackets.

This post was edited on 7/10/14 at 9:40 am

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Posted by jchamil

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Posted on 7/10/14 at 10:40 am to slacker130

I parked a 4-wheeler on top of the hole of a yellow jacket nest; my dad and I went to hang a ladder stand for about 30 minutes. When I pulled off the hole to their nest, they were quite angry at us. We got swarmed, they were all up in our clothes, even in underwear. My uncle came and found our 4-wheelers running but we were no where in sight. He followed a trail of clothes to find us at the bottom of a hill in undies far, far away from those angry little effers. I watch where my tires are every time I stop a 4-wheeler now

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