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re: Let's hear some good jokes, what ya got?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 12:08 pm to TT9
Posted on 6/9/14 at 12:08 pm to TT9
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers: "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers: "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 12:18 pm to Kentucker
Teacher says: "Class, I want you to use the word "Beautiful" in a sentence, ok Becky:"
Becky: "Teacher I think you're very beautiful".
Teacher: (blushing) "Thank you Becky"
Little Johnny is raising his hand in the back of the classroom.
Teacher: "Ok, John"
Little Johnny: " Last night at the dinner table, my sister said to my old man, "Pop, I'm pregnant", and he said "Beautiful, frickING BEAUTIFUL".
Becky: "Teacher I think you're very beautiful".
Teacher: (blushing) "Thank you Becky"
Little Johnny is raising his hand in the back of the classroom.
Teacher: "Ok, John"
Little Johnny: " Last night at the dinner table, my sister said to my old man, "Pop, I'm pregnant", and he said "Beautiful, frickING BEAUTIFUL".
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