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re: Browns punched their ticket back to relevance.
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:16 am to bucknut
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:16 am to bucknut
Oh god. I completely forgot about all those Ohio State fans who cheer for the Browns.
Okay, before I say this, I just want you TAMU fans to understand that it's not personal. Or, rather, it's not personal toward you. To wit:
I hope Manziel fails so badly that the Browns have to leave Cleveland again just to escape the shame. This is my dearest, most sincere dream for next season, and if it should come to pass, I will gladly sacrifice a hundred goats to whatever deity steps up to take credit for the catastrophe, and if said deity can also force Urban to quit over "health reasons" (TM) again, I will even make sure they are virgin goats. There are few things in football more joyous than a sobbing Buckeye, and I, being a good and moral person, sincerely want the whole world to be able to experience the sight of the entire Ohio State fanbase bawling their eyes out as all their football hopes turn to dust and ashes while the rest of us sit and laugh for joy at this perfect vision.
Amen.
Okay, before I say this, I just want you TAMU fans to understand that it's not personal. Or, rather, it's not personal toward you. To wit:
I hope Manziel fails so badly that the Browns have to leave Cleveland again just to escape the shame. This is my dearest, most sincere dream for next season, and if it should come to pass, I will gladly sacrifice a hundred goats to whatever deity steps up to take credit for the catastrophe, and if said deity can also force Urban to quit over "health reasons" (TM) again, I will even make sure they are virgin goats. There are few things in football more joyous than a sobbing Buckeye, and I, being a good and moral person, sincerely want the whole world to be able to experience the sight of the entire Ohio State fanbase bawling their eyes out as all their football hopes turn to dust and ashes while the rest of us sit and laugh for joy at this perfect vision.
Amen.
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Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:18 am to randomways
How can Manziel fail any worse than any other Browns QB? It's the frickin Browns
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 12:19 am
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:23 am to randomways
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Oh god. I completely forgot about all those Ohio State fans who cheer for the Browns.
As an Aggie who's also a die-hard Michigan fan, this realization sickened me all over again. Excuse me for a moment.
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