re: What would your mascot look like on drugs? #OffSeason

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HEY GUYS HEY GUYS I BEEN TO LOOSEEANA ONCE BC I HEARD THEY HAD THESE DRIVE THRU SLUSHIE PLACES BUT ANYWAY HOLD ON ONE SEC I GOT SOMEONE TEXTING ME SORRY I AM SUPPOSED TO MEET THIS GUY AT CVS AN HOUR AGO BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES ALWAYS RUNNIN LATE WHEN YOU NEED HIM BUT ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYIN OH YEAH DRIVE THRU DRINKS WELL YOU KNOW ONCE I HAD ONE I HAD TO GO TO BURBON STREET AND TRY AND FIND SOME WHITE PURLZ IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND YOU KNOW I AM OUT AND MY BLADDER IS KILLING ME CUZ I HAVE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM STALL LIKE 5 TIMES THE PAST HOUR AND THE NEXT THING I WAKE UP IN A NICE HOTEL ROOM NEXT TO SAINTS ALL TIME GREAT DARREN SHARPER BUT FOR SOME REASON I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HAPPENED AND MY BACKSIDE WAS HEMORRHAGING ANYWAY DAM WHERE IS THIS GUY I AM NEVER GONNA LISTEN TO DIEGO AGAIN OH I THINK THAT MAY BE HIM LATER.

This is my own take on the EDSBS parody of 8-Ball the Tiger.