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re: You won't believe this, I know who Mizzou's new basketball coach is (Seriously)
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:30 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:30 pm to mizzoukills
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My friend, looking down at his/her plate of linguine and clam sauce, slowly looked up and surveyed the room. I noticed that there was no excitement on his/her face. Just controlled panic. Deer in headlights.
No missouri graduate would ever be able to afford this type of meal. Make your stories more believable next time.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:32 pm to swerve
Noob nonsense is nonsense. 1st and last time I engage in rant convo with you because I'm above speaking to a noob. I'm better than you.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 5:33 pm to mizzoukills
Are you calling me a noob? I just joined the rant a few days ago and I'm already a better poster than you will ever be. Your reputation as the worst poster on this board (besides possibly beaver) is known throughout the south. Please never post here again
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:01 pm to swerve
Dude, please. Your alter arse can't even play second fiddle to my morning shite.
Noob.
Braves field polluter.
Noob.
Braves field polluter.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:04 pm to swerve
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I just joined the rant a few days ago and I'm already a better poster than you will ever be. Your reputation as the worst poster on this board (besides possibly beaver) is known throughout the south.
Obviously you just joined a few days ago. You can't run with the big dogs just yet.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:06 pm to mizzoukills
Kinda bummed the OP doesn't have more downvotes.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:12 pm to semotruman
Surprised you posted in my thread, Semo. You've seemed very anti-Star Warrior lately. Stand offish.
Glad you're back!
Glad you're back!
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:16 pm to swerve
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Are you calling me a noob? I just joined the rant a few days ago and I'm already a better poster than you will ever be. Your reputation as the worst poster on this board (besides possibly beaver) is known throughout the south. Please never post here again
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:21 pm to everytrueson
Classic alter. dude has less than 50 posts. If I were to guess...I'd say he's a South Carolina fan or one of Jeff Dawg's alter egos. That's bottom of the barrel there!
Posted on 4/27/14 at 6:25 pm to swerve
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swerve
Everything about you, from your shitty Plebeian avatar to acting like you can call out Killz, one of the most talented and respected posters on the Rant, is pure unadulterated shite. There absolutely is an order to this place, and you better believe you are the person wishing they were the guy scrubbing bed pans.
Here's my impression of you - "uhhh I'm better than you and beaver even though I don't say anything worth reading and like to stick GI-Joe's in my butthole"
I would rather get infected with Malaria where that Malaria actually had it's own case of the HIV than read one more of your lame fricking posts. frick off.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 11:02 pm to swerve
Just for calling out one of the 2 or3 top posters in the history of TR~~SEC Rant you get a down vote and some free advice.
Just GTFO.
Darrell want a be.
Just GTFO.
Darrell want a be.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 5:21 pm to mizzoukills
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"Mark's a weirdo. I never understand anything he says. That's why I married him! He's a weirdo, but at least he's interesting. There's never a dull moment," my wife said with a subtle wink.
"Thanks, hun! She speaks the truth, ya know. Now what were we talking about?"
"Marshall."
"What? What did you just say?"
The table got quiet. My eyes got big and my mouth dropped open. I said, "Did you just say what I think you said?"
My friend, looking down at his/her plate of linguine and clam sauce, slowly looked up and surveyed the room. I noticed that there was no excitement on his/her face. Just controlled panic. Deer in headlights.
The jubilant conversation dropped down to a whisper.
"I said nothing. I'm not sure what you're talking about."
"You said something and I'm pretty sure I know what you said. However, I get it. I'm not going to push too hard in a public place. Can you at least do me a favor?"
"I'm not sure."
"Can you just nod your head yes or no so that I can sleep better tonight? Yes for I heard you right, or no for that isn't the guy. I mean, you can't leave me hanging after a statement of that magnitude."
My friend didn't provide me with an answer. Instead, he/she poured oil onto a small bread plate. He/she then poured a little puddle of dark brown balsamic vinegar into the middle of the oil and shook some Parmesan cheese on top.
He/she lifted a spoon into the air, looked me straight in the eyes, and smirked. The lawyer took the spoon and inscribed the following into the oil: Y.....E.....S.
That is not how you spell KIM
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:12 pm to swerve
Killlllllllllllllz, choke on that plate of pasta.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:23 pm to mizzoukills
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Noob nonsense is nonsense. 1st and last time I engage in rant convo with you because I'm above speaking to a noob. I'm better than you.
God damn you must be the biggest loser IRL.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:46 pm to mizzoukills
I don't know how Killz posts his bullshite with utter impunity, but I'm glad he does. He's the troll the SECr needs and the troll the SECr deserves.
Posted on 4/28/14 at 6:48 pm to BamaNixon
The olive oil with the word "YES". LUUUUUUUUULZ
Posted on 4/28/14 at 7:42 pm to WildcatMike
lmao Who is the coach now?
Posted on 4/28/14 at 11:46 pm to DBU
Perhaps it spelled KIM, nut my eyes wanted to believe the oil said YES
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