re: UPDATE: Scariest experience of your life

Probably the time we were throwing water balloons at cars on a Friday night campout when we were boys. We lived in a subdivision right below a main highway and around three o'clock on a Saturday morning a camaro came down the road balls to the wall.

I timed a throw just right and put one in the passenger window and clocked the driver in the side of the head. He did about half a dozen 360's and then he and some of his buddies came back after us.

I dived into a huge brier patch and remember them cursing and saying what they would do too us if they could get us.

I still remember that bearded dude with the big red mark on the side of his face cursing and flaying that tire iron around in the bushes. The man threw a cigarette about a foot away from my hiding spot and I don't doubt for a moment would have at the least beaten me senseless or, ended my time on earth right then.

But frick that fruck he got a wet head that night.

footnote # This was the last water balloon I have ever thrown.