re: What's the most Asian thing you do?

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When in San Antonio my boss always takes me to an Asian place and our little Korean waitress told me I was the best poser with chop sticks she'd seen.

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What a coincidence, since at an Asian massage parlor once, my masseuse said I had the biggest dick she's ever seen, and it had nothing to do with wanting a tip... well not that tip, but the different tip.