Criminal damage to property - December 18, 2005 Savannah, GA

I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.

We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.

We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.