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Thank you, Mizzou Board, for assisting in my return

Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:33 pm

My Tigerboard experience humbled me quite a bit. I'm a changed man. I have no more "Wiley Coyote" in my heart. My youth and energy to entertain has come and gone. I'm a shell of my former self.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30106 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:33 pm to
welcome back my brother.

Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

My youth and energy to entertain has come and gone. I'm a shell of my former self.


Over/under on how long before it comes back?
I'll take 20 minutes
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:36 pm to


You never respond to my emails. WTF?
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:38 pm to
I think you should continue posting at TB.

That shite was entertaining.

You could post nothing but "Hello.", and they'd mob you.

Good stuff.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30106 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:38 pm to
I didnt receive any if you wrote me.

This post was edited on 1/29/14 at 1:39 pm
Posted by MIZ_STL
ABQ
Member since Sep 2013
1336 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:38 pm to
We wouldn't be here today without you killz
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
17096 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:39 pm to
Welcome back!
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:41 pm to
Welcome back!! I'm sure you'll get your mojo back soon enough!
Posted by outlawjoseywales
Memphis, TN
Member since Sep 2012
1841 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:47 pm to
If you cannot Wile E. Coyote then you are a shell of a man!!!
Posted by KCMIZSEC
Member since Sep 2013
2199 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:49 pm to
Welcome back killz

Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:49 pm to
Welcome back.

This is Mizzeaux with Youtube Reinstatements.
Posted by ZouKC
KCMO
Member since Oct 2013
481 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:50 pm to
Welcome back killz!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:55 pm to
Thanks everyone.


But I'm not sure if I have anything entertaining left in me. I'm like a beaten dog that hides behind the grape shed and won't look a human in the eyes. I'm like the animals on the ASPCA commercials...I can't get Sarah McLachlan's angelic voice outta my head.

Even Tool no longer appeals to me. As I write this, my once massive and seasoned hairy "tool" located below my belly button has dwindled to nothing more than a nub.

I'm just not the same Killz that everyone once adored.

This post was edited on 1/29/14 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:59 pm to
Hmm, maybe we should have asked for Granny Panties back instead.

There's still time!
Posted by MIZ_STL
ABQ
Member since Sep 2013
1336 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 1:59 pm to
Alright! There's the killz we know and love! It's good to see ya back in the saddle.
This post was edited on 1/29/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 2:00 pm to
Remote Controlled

quote:

Hmm, maybe we should have asked for Granny Panties back instead. There's still time!



Who is Granny Panties? I assume from the name that he/she is an extremely shitty piggy fan.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
17096 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

But I'm not sure if I have anything entertaining left in me. I'm like a beaten dog that hides behind the grape shed and won't look a human in the eyes. I'm like the animals on the ASPCA commercials...I can't get Sarah McLachlan's angelic voice outta my head. Even Tool no longer appeals to me. As I write this, my once massive and seasoned hairy "tool" located below my belly button has dwindled to nothing more than a nub.


Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 2:16 pm to
Remote Controlled

quote:

I think you should continue posting at TB. That shite was entertaining. You could post nothing but "Hello.", and they'd mob you.



Actually, I don't troll on TB. You're right. I could post something like "Great Game, Tigers!" and they would mob me into oblivion.

It's gotten to the point that I actually have fun with it. I believe that the admins sort of take pity on me because i don't receive a banishment until 2020 like others have received.

I simply get banned every single day and just before banishment I make one final post:

See y'all tomorrow at noon.

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

See y'all tomorrow at noon.

That cracked me up! They just didn't quite know what to do with you, Killz.
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