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So supposedly there will be some undercover State fans with cameras in Oxford
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:23 pm
On 1-24 for the big recruiting weekend. Getting past the hilarity of the situation, what will you do if you catch one of these obvious impostors?
I'm thinking I might try to strike up conversation, offer to buy him/her a shot, and unknowing to them bring them back a mat shot.
(A mat shot is when they take a bar mat and pour out its leftover contents into a shot glass, usually reserved to frick with the most hammered of friends).
Throwing their iPhone to the ground doesn't seem like a bad move either, but you'd need to make sure you've got a DiD on your hands. It's gonna be fun at the Library that night.
I'm thinking I might try to strike up conversation, offer to buy him/her a shot, and unknowing to them bring them back a mat shot.
(A mat shot is when they take a bar mat and pour out its leftover contents into a shot glass, usually reserved to frick with the most hammered of friends).
Throwing their iPhone to the ground doesn't seem like a bad move either, but you'd need to make sure you've got a DiD on your hands. It's gonna be fun at the Library that night.
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Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:25 pm to OBReb6
Is this a real thing?
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:26 pm to OBReb6
frick I wish I was gonna be there 
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:27 pm to DMagic
Well a couple Dawg recruits are gonna be there so that's at least two
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:27 pm to DMagic
Rosebowl said it last week, so take that FWIW
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:28 pm to UMRealist
I'm talking about fans
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:28 pm to OBReb6
My god, that is the most pathetic fricking thing I have ever heard...
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:29 pm to hehatedrew
Yeah it is. Honestly calling them out and laughing in their faces might do the most damage.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:29 pm to OBReb6
the sheriff rides again 
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:45 pm to OBReb6
I'm gonna throw Coach34's flip phone on top of square pizza
Posted on 1/14/14 at 5:56 pm to OBReb6
Maybe they are just scouting out a the new strip club in Oxford? 
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:13 pm to Fireman17
Oxford girls aren't hairy enough
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:15 pm to SwayzeBalla
We'll probably just ship in hookers from Memphis like we did last year
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:15 pm to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:18 pm to OBReb6
Are the hookers going to distribute the blow again?
This post was edited on 1/14/14 at 6:19 pm
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:20 pm to SwayzeBalla
Nah, they used too much of it themselves last time to be trusted from what I've heard. There will be a handful of guys inside the bar wearing Ray Bans that are supposed to be handling it.
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:23 pm to OBReb6
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Ray Bans
Dead give away. Real bros wear Costa
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:25 pm to DMagic
Exactly
Posted on 1/14/14 at 6:57 pm to OBReb6
that's hard for me to believe but then I have to remind myself that there are people who are that obsessed
Posted on 1/14/14 at 7:09 pm to 17theBears
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that's hard for me to believe but then I have to remind myself that there are people who are that obsessed
If you have read anything by C34, PoliticalHack or Beastman, its not hard to believe at all.
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