re: 2015 Mississippi State Recruiting Thread

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It's over when Allyn Bilzerian takes him for a night in the city.

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Everyone could use a crazy night on Sunset Blvd... one of those "up for anything" nights where you end up on a couch in someone's condo in Santa Monica and realize that the gal that is passed out next to you was one of those crazy arse Tony g/f bitches on The Sopranos. ... and then someone says, "Let's go skinny dipping in the ocean", and even though it is 62 degrees with the water temperature about 59 degrees, you get up and go with everyone because that's what you do. ...And you get to the beach, and everyone realizes how damn cold it is, so the only people that actually go in the water are the 2 gay dudes. You have heard of banana hammocks, but you didn't realize how creepy they would be until you actually saw them, so you decide to head back to the condo to see if The Sopranos gal is stirring, but on the way back, you realize that you have no idea where you had been, but you find a different party, and no one seems to mind that no one there has any idea who you are. After a while, you get a cab and get back home and realize that the party you started ended up back at your place, and most of them are still there. At this point, you decide it is time to put a wrap on the evening and get people moving on which includes convincing a 20 year old gal from KC that she really doesn't need to use your cappuccino maker at 4 am.