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Man I love harassing the taters.

Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:46 am
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:46 am
They take everything so personally.




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Also they are horrible at the english language.

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Posted by atlgamecockman
Nola
Member since Dec 2012
4324 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:02 am to
I almost feel bad that their fan base is so stupid. almost

The peons in there talking about recruiting rankings and us not being in the top 10… it's sad really. Enjoy your top 10 recruiting class, I will enjoy our streak of 5 wins in a row.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:05 am to
quote:

"Don't feel sorry for us. Tell us how you feel on the field next year in DV.

Admittedly I did feel a little sorry about how Robert Nkemdiche bent your school and dabo over, but I didn't feel bad at all about the guy that dropped his commitment because ya'll didnt have a chic fil a. Fix that if you are going to win the fast food wars. "


This is great. I don't have a new screen name over there yet, but it's coming.

Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:07 am to




quote:

We are known for crapping the bed at least once a year no doubt about it, I believe the accepted term is "clemsoning" or "pulling a clemson". I would say if we were known for it that much it would be called "USCing" or something like that. Anywho, we will see ya'll in DV next year and Dylan Thompson can continue "Gamecocking" ya'lls defense.


This is my favorite so far. They are saying they will be glad Shaw is gone, but will not acknowledge DT carved em up last year.
This post was edited on 12/5/13 at 8:10 am
Posted by BAP2001
Member since Oct 2012
453 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 9:54 am to
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42913 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 11:37 am to
Upvoted ... gotta love it. Well done.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 1:57 pm to
I have been following this off and on all day. Well done.


I thought you had achieved the ban hammer when you said you were linking it for us to laugh at...

I love when they cry for " crump" to ban people, bunch of insulated douchers.
There was a thread earlier where some moron was arguing that they would be 12-0 with our schedule. I feel dumber for reading it.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 2:26 pm to
I've been banned over there several times, and for not writing much more truth than Sinister did. The Rock incident was really funny, Crump gave me a warning, I went to the Rivalry Board there and made a post about how people should admit when they are wrong (in regards to the tater accusations that it was a Gamecock that stole it,) and BAM, banhammer.

Posted by Wholelottacock
Charleston, SC
Member since Oct 2012
337 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 4:00 pm to
Has anyone else noticed that no matter how they deserve the L against us. They always have one bright shining W they have to bring up and its never valid. As if all Clemson fans and athletes get auto invites to New Years Eve at The New York Museum of Art. Thats right folks CLASS. Who brainwashed them into this non existent moral victory?
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 4:28 pm to
They are the easiest to hate fanbase on earth. Their delusion knows no bounds.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 7:13 pm to
Now this was funny.

Tater Grandpa gets classy

quote:

I can take my coot "friends" ribbing, I did my share of it for the last 60 years, but having my six year old grandson tearing up when I picked him up at a birthday party this afternoon broke my heart.

He was wearing a sweatshirt with a Paw and told me two of the kids were calling him loser and said the paw was kitty litter. He asked me why we never win.

I, of course, told him the tradition, the 63-17 story and told him not to let stupid kids bother him. AS a good Papa, I couldn't tell him he should have punched them in their coot faces.


Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:24 pm to


now this is good, who was this?

Nighmare in Columbia

quote:

I was at the game this Saturday with my wife and infant daughter (yes, I brought my infant daughter to the game, because I don't know any better.) While walking to the stadium, we had rocks thrown at us and beer/liquor tossed on us as well. They called my baby a "stupid little tater #####." I just held up my bible, I bring it everywhere, and kept walking. Once in the stadium, we found our seats amongst the coots in the upper deck. They were very loud and intoxicated. They called my wife a slut and threw drinks on all of us. One coot gagged himself in order to throw up all over my family. After we threw the interception, some stupid coot took my baby and threw her off the upper deck. Now I have no baby.. and we lost.. terrible weekend. But at least I still have way more class than the COOTS!!!
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:36 pm to

Tater Agony of Defeat Article.
quote:

Swinney, obviously disappointed (with the loss) was whisked away by Athletic Director Dan Radakovich....Defensive Ends coach, Marion Hobby, grabbed a Chic-fil-A sandwich bag, sat on a bench outside of the coaches dresing room, head hung in dejection.


I think Coach Hobby was just pissed that he had to drive all the way to Columbia to get a Chic-fil-A sandwich.....
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16000 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

After we threw the interception, some stupid coot took my baby and threw her off the upper deck. Now I have no baby..


Hole. E. shite.

I can't stop laughing
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 12/5/13 at 9:10 pm to
You wanna know how I know that Tahj Boyd DID NOT throw the game as some Taters suggested?

Because our DB's would've intercepted it....bazinga
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4833 posts
Posted on 12/6/13 at 9:50 am to
If it's true that dumb animals don't feel much pain...they should be numb!
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/6/13 at 10:08 am to
Man I can't help myself...



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Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102291 posts
Posted on 12/6/13 at 11:38 am to
I wonder how long "Ickett Bagg" will last?
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 12/6/13 at 12:01 pm to
Im surprised I havn't gotten the hammer yet.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/6/13 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

One coot gagged himself in order to throw up all over my family.


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