re: After Auburn wins Saturday

Win by Karma:

Here we have a team with a history of wins by incredibly lucky stoopid plays; and a team with a history of losses by, ah, incredibly lucky stoopid plays.

The meeting of two such teams will create a karmic vortex of such intensity as to flip the polarity of luck in the northern hemisphere.

Don't you see? MIZZOU CAN'T LOSE! BWAHAHAAHAHAHA *cough-gasp-wheeze* (damn evil laughter does that to me)