re: Little Rock only gets one game per year starting 2014

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Hogssmellgood

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This is not how to go about a Little Rock v. NWA thread. I will attach a small strategy guide for dealing with these kind of posts.

1. Call Bill a poopyface, even if he has yet to post in the thread. It's always important to land the first punch.

2. Find something that Fayetteville doesn't have. Hold it over their heads. For example. Little Rock has .5 presidential libraries per 100,000 people. Northwest Arkansas has 0.0. Therefore Little Rock > NWA.

3. Write a ton of complete bullshite that no one in their right mind will even dignify with a response. Declare their silence a forfeit. Bask in the sweet glow of victory.

I prefer the combination usage of Posting Strategies #1 and #2. Quick and to the point. Once the first three strategies are mastered, then we will be able to move on to more advanced strategies, such as logging on to Zillow and artificially increasing the property value of homes in your neighborhood so that you can use average home prices in an argument.

Also, Bill is a poopyface.