re: Real Southerners Eat Their Grits With a Little Butter and Sugar or Syrup

We have meth in the South. You can buy it at the Kwick-E-Mart in Kentucky and Tennessee and it probably comes in various designer colors for the kids to enjoy. Pork brain sammiches are also found in the South, though pork brains are more commonly used on toast or mixed in with scrambled eggs. I'll concede the others to y'all, though.