re: In Vietnam, "you #1" was a compliment

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You dummy...Missouri also borders eight states which means that Tennessee doesn't hold that honor by herself.

I can't stand geographically challenged people.

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Sorry bro/sis. It's just that no one counts Mizzou unless it's an election year and then we all get a history less about how Mizzou is a bellwether state. Plus, you're kind of square and too far away from the East coast, even when we zoom out on our weather maps you rarely show up.

Cheer up though. Newscaster Standard aka the Mizzou Accent is becoming THE dominant American Accent and in another generation or two both North and South will sound like you're crazy asses.