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How about some good Missouri Jokes....
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:24 pm
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:24 pm
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Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:25 pm to WildcatMike
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Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Missouri? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
[quote]Q: What's the difference between an Missouri Tiger fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
This post was edited on 10/20/13 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:25 pm to WildcatMike
Mike, jealously isnt very becoming.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:26 pm to WildcatMike
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An Arkansas Razorbacks fan and a Mizzou Tigers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Arkansas fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Arkansas fan said "We Razorbacks never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Mizzou fan, "Your turn"... And the Tigers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
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Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:27 pm to kilo
Stay away from phag-net, Mike. It could be contagious. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:27 pm to Patton
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An Arkansas Razorbacks fan and a Mizzou Tigers fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Arkansas fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Arkansas fan said "We Razorbacks never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Mizzou fan, "Your turn"... And the Tigers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I spit my drink out.
This post was edited on 10/20/13 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:27 pm to WildcatMike
:rivalry:
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:27 pm to Patton
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:28 pm to WildcatMike
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Q: How do you casterate an Missouri Tigers fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:29 pm to WildcatMike
Q: Did you hear that Kentucky's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:30 pm to WildcatMike
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Q: Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Tigers games anymore? A: The student who knew the recipe graduated
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:30 pm to trevo_410
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Q: Did you hear that Kentucky's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Posted on 10/20/13 at 10:35 pm to WildcatMike
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Q: How do you make University of Missouri cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
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