re: What is the creepiest thing a young child has ever said to you?

I don't do reddit, but I read this thread when it came out a few months ago. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

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I was tucking in my two year old. He said "Good bye dad." I said, "No, we say good night." He said "I know. But this time its good bye."

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I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?"
7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

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When I was about 3 we had a cat that had still born kittens. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked:
"aren't those too small?",
Dad: "What do you Mean?"
Me: "aren't we going to nail them to them?"
Dad: (after several moments silence) "we're not going to do that"
Me: "oh"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Dead moose." "Dead moose who?" "Dead moose on a hook."

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