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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:12 pm
Will your alliegance shift to rooting for us when bowl season rolls around?
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:14 pm to TlGERBLOOD
I only root for other SEC teams in bowls when Arkansas is good. When we are bad, I just want everyone to lose so they feel my pain. Misery loves company.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:16 pm to TlGERBLOOD
Teams we beat I hope win. Teams we lose to I hope lose. Teams we don't play Idgaf.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:17 pm to DumpsterFire
I am from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. It is about as Deep South as it gets. I guess NWA is kind of yankeeish though. It is a weird combination of hillbilly, corporate yankee and Mexican.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:17 pm to 870Hog
I always root for the SEC in Bowls.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:17 pm to TlGERBLOOD
Midwesterners are NOT Yankees. For the fiftieth time.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:18 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
Pine Bluff isn't deep south... Shits ghetto bro.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:30 pm to CatFan81
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Midwesterners are NOT Yankees. For the fiftieth time.
They call coke pop and soda. They don't put sugar in their tea. They don't say y'all. They don't eat BBQ and fried catfish. They don't know that you are supposed to fry okra. They get mad and act rude at McDonalds when they can't have it their way. McDonalds ain't Burger King yankee, don't act rude to those girls(saw this yesterday). They are yankees but I grant that they tend to be friendlier than Northeast yankees. Those folks are from a different planet. I try to act Christian to them all anyway. Nothing personal to the yankees here.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:31 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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I am from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. It is about as ghetto as it gets
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:32 pm to TlGERBLOOD
I'll consider rooting for Mizzou as soon as I stop forgetting they are in the SEC.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:32 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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They call coke pop. They don't put sugar in their tea. They don't say y'all. They don't eat BBQ and fried catfish. They don't know that you are supposed to fry okra.
All of these are wrong. But we are Yankees nonetheless. Slavers, but still Yankees.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:34 pm to TlGERBLOOD
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Will your alliegance shift to rooting for us when bowl season rolls around?
I always root for SEC teams in bowls...so yes.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:37 pm to GumpMaster&Commander
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They call coke pop and soda. They don't put sugar in their tea. They don't say y'all. They don't eat BBQ and fried catfish. They don't know that you are supposed to fry okra. They get mad and act rude at McDonalds when they can't have it their way. McDonalds ain't Burger King yankee, don't act rude to those girls(
You just described me to a T, except for the BBQ part... Soda is soda. I rarely ever drink tea because it's gross. I hate catfish in any form. I refuse to ever try okra. I've been rude to plenty of ignorant incompetent fat food imbeciles because they suck at life and can't get a simple order correct. I hate girls. Kansas City BBQ is from Missouri.
I'm a real Yankee damn it, and I say that they are NOT Yankees. They are Midwesterners. Period.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:37 pm to TlGERBLOOD
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But we are Yankees nonetheless.
No. You're Midwesterners.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:38 pm to Gladius Veritas
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...somebody from Dogtown calling Pine Bluff ghetto. Physician, heal thyself.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:39 pm to CatFan81
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You just described me to a T, except for the BBQ part... Soda is soda. I rarely ever drink tea because it's gross. I hate catfish in any form. I refuse to ever try okra. I've been rude to plenty of ignorant incompetent fat food imbeciles because they suck at life and can't get a simple order correct. I hate girls. Kansas City BBQ is from Missouri.
Do you beat your grandmother and curse at your mother too?
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:39 pm to King
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Do you beat your grandmother and curse at your mother too?
Both are dead.
That'd be hard to do.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:41 pm to CatFan81
I dont even know where to go from there
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:42 pm to King
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I dont even know where to go from there
Exactly!
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:45 pm to CatFan81
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You just described me to a T, except for the BBQ part... Soda is soda. I rarely ever drink tea because it's gross. I hate catfish in any form. I refuse to ever try okra. I've been rude to plenty of ignorant incompetent fat food imbeciles because they suck at life and can't get a simple order correct. I hate girls. Kansas City BBQ is from Missouri.
I'm a real Yankee damn it, and I say that they are NOT Yankees. They are Midwesterners. Period.
Kentucky has a lot of yankees, especially Louisville and around Cincinnati. The population is a combination of yankee and Southerner, similar to West Virginia. You should not reject your yankee identity. I would be proud to be a yankee if I was one.
McDonald's does not do special orders. They make all their food the same way. Burger King does special orders. You and that dumb yankee woman should not think you are above the rules and demand special treatment rudely of low paid fast food workers. You are the imbecile in that scenario.
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