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re: Craiglist Ad for a Tennessee/Florida ticket pimp your daugther edition
Posted on 9/18/13 at 10:37 am to madmaxvol
Posted on 9/18/13 at 10:37 am to madmaxvol
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What? She didn't even go to Tennessee, dammit, and her dad's getting all uppity about how nice it would be for her date to be a Vol fan? What at they going to talk about? "I went to Tennessee. Go Vols!" "I went to Metropolitan State College of Denver. Go Gastropods!" "Er...sure. Hang on, I'm getting a call....what? you're in the hospital?!? Sorry, Jessie, I have to go. My entire family just died. Sorry." "I didn't hear your phone ring." "Yeah, it's a special phone that only Tennessee grads can hear. I really have to go now. Later, dude."
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 10:38 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 10:40 am to randomways
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What? She didn't even go to Tennessee, dammit, and her dad's getting all uppity about how nice it would be for her date to be a Vol fan? What at they going to talk about? "I went to Tennessee. Go Vols!" "I went to Metropolitan State College of Denver. Go Gastropods!" "Er...sure. Hang on, I'm getting a call....what? you're in the hospital?!? Sorry, Jessie, I have to go. My entire family just died. Sorry." "I didn't hear your phone ring." "Yeah, it's a special phone that only Tennessee grads can hear. I really have to go now. Later, dude."
Ummm...I'm guessing you didn't read the other articles in this thread where they talk about her Step-father being a big UT fan. She would be a sidewalk fan...probably like you.
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