re: Did I Miss the Discussion on the LSU Frat House Decor?

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Not all of them go DKE, but yeah the DKEs at Bama are pretty bad

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I don't know what they are like now, but when I was there, the DKEs were crazy as shite.

Of course, I'm ancient compared to most of y'all.

The worst hangover I ever had was after our swap with DKE when I was a pledge.

Don't ever let some shaggy haired boy from Mobile convince you that hunch punch made from Gatorade and PGA, scooped from a trash can is a good idea.

The worst set up date I ever had was with a DKE. Different guy than the swap, but from Mobile, natch.

Motherfricker got GIN AND COCA-COLA to drink for the band party. Tasted like beer battered shite. When he would look away or talk to someone, I poured it out on the floor.

He refilled my Solo cup about 7 times and then said, in a very amazed tone, "Maaaan, you can drink most of the guys here under the table. You aren't even buzzzzzed, maaaaan".

Then I had to ride on a stupid bus to Legion Field, for an 11:30 game against some directional school, while he drooled on himself and snored.

WORST. DATE. EVER.