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ATTENTION: Team JacketFan, Post Your Picks.

Posted on 9/9/13 at 2:23 pm
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 2:23 pm



Spunky (aka Spank)*
Special Skills: #winning
Known For: suspect “fish” smell on his forearm
Rank: 1st Lieutenant

ThisIsAtlanta (aka TIA)
Special Skills: writing complex algorithms
Known For: shotgunning beers at the gates of BDS
Rank: 2nd Lieutenant

Chef Leppard (aka Chef)*
Special Skills: chaos and mayhem
Known For: wankling big girls in the ocean
Rank: Chief Warrant Officer

Rules (aka the Old Man)
Special Skills: reconnaissance photography
Known For: killer homebrews
Rank: Command Sergeant Major

Lord of the Board (aka LOTB)*
Special Skills: alias hijacking
Known For: trolling GATA
Rank: 1st Sergeant

VoxDawg (aka the Voice)
Special Skills: manipulation
Known For: bad math
Rank: Sergeant

Cherokee Chinstrap (aka Gumby)
Special Skills: drinking the fire water
Known For: selling merkins made from scalps on etsy
Rank: Specialist

Sandwich (aka Sammich!)
Special Skills: playing the game
Known For: double agent asshattery
Rank: Unknown ...

Optimus Dawg (aka spambot)
Special Skills: under-the-radar picks
Known For: representing Georgia Sports in the SEC rant
Rank: Corporal

UGALife478 (aka Who?)
Special Skills: no one really knows who the frick this is
Known For: not making the short list of losers from week 1 (me included)
Rank: PFC

RFDAWG (aka RueDawg)
Special Skills: stirring hornets
Known For: currently ... crying like a girl (but, he'll surprise you)
Rank: Unknown ...

S1C EM (aka "the secret")
Special Skills: clandestine as a motherfricker
Known For: coasting through the draft with everyone believing he got picked
Rank: we do not even know his fricking name!

* denotes membership in elite goon squad
This post was edited on 9/14/13 at 7:05 am
Posted by GATA
Member since Sep 2013
291 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 2:34 pm to
Here sir. But you have to guess which one I am.
Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4358 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 3:06 pm to
Sgt Major Rules is present.

Another batch of honey amber hitting the fermenter this week, followed shortly by a Sweetwater 420 clone.
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 3:10 pm to
Good man, Rules. The coming battle is sure to raise our thirsts ... and I want us all Viking drunk when the fighting commences.

Feel. No. Pain.

HGMF!

Posted by Sandwich
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
6146 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 3:14 pm to
Lord FunkMcNasty, AKA, Sammich reporting for duty. I was almost tricked into some treacherous side work, but alas, I am here.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10067 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

* denotes membership in elite goon squad 
Posted by GATA
Member since Sep 2013
291 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Lord FunkMcNasty, AKA, Sammich reporting for duty. I was almost tricked into some treacherous side work, but alas, I am here.


Well played mate. :secret handshake:
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 6:34 pm to
Gentlemen, who are our last three picks?
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 6:37 pm to
I vote UGALife479 or whatever those last numbers are. JimMorrison might not be a bad option either.
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 6:40 pm to
Wait, if Firewind is still available we must get him
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

Wait, if Firewind is still available we must get him



I should punch you in the dick for saying that
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 7:03 pm to
We have two more slots, folks. Let's fill 'em ...
Posted by Lord of the Board
Member since Nov 2012
2045 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 7:18 pm to
My sarcasm needs work I guess... Sigh
Posted by RFDAWG
Aiken SC
Member since Sep 2012
2044 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 7:34 pm to
Checking in my liege......just consider me the unknown terror on this team. I will surprise them with my Hessian style of battle.
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 7:36 pm to
I like your enthusiasm. Patience. You will be called upon soon.
Posted by OptimusDawg
Hangin With the Wolves
Member since Sep 2012
2300 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by Cherokee Chinstrap
Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Nov 2012
2145 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 8:13 pm to
HGMF!!!!

Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11594 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

S1C EM (aka "the secret")
Special Skills: clandestine as a motherfricker
Known For: coasting through the draft with everyone believing he got picked
Rank: we do not even know his fricking name!


That shite right there! Damn.
Posted by Sandwich
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
6146 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 9:32 pm to
Ok guys...Im ready to face frick the competition...whats our first move
Posted by JacketFan77
Tiger, GA
Member since Nov 2012
2566 posts
Posted on 9/9/13 at 9:32 pm to
You were noticed, sir, but I kept my mouth shut. I wanted to make a statement. I see all, motherfrickers.
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