re: 10,000 tickets left for Little Rock game

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That train will not fly after this Saturday when it is weighed down by the guilt of 10,000 no shows, but it will hobble back to the future to the year of 2016 and then commit suicide. Your property value is going to have a first class seat next to you at one of the local soup kitchens. Hope you like chicken broth, it's what's for dinner.

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War Memorial is going to be a hot commodity no matter what happens. Let the Razorbacks leave and make the worst decision in University history. I'm already committed to stealing the gladiator idea and claiming it as my own. Writing up a business plan as we speak. Death row inmate with a trident facing off against an angry grizzly bear for Week 1 in 2016. By week 3 people will already be planning on expanding the stadium to 100k.

I'll name my luxury box after your post. I'll call it The Soup Kitchen, because, after that inmate spears a grizzly through the heart with a three pronged death stick, I plan on grabbing a pot, taking a couple of those ribs and a potato, and adding in some nice broth. Baby, I'll have a stew going.