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re: 10,000 tickets left for Little Rock game
Posted on 9/5/13 at 3:00 pm to FleaMarketBill
Posted on 9/5/13 at 3:00 pm to FleaMarketBill
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FleaMarketBill
It seems you know very little of tRock's choo choo train situation. As many of you know, Little Rock is the home of Mary Steenburgen, one of the stars of the cinematic classic Back to the Future 3: Wild West Boogaloo. At the end of this masterpiece, we see Mrs. Steenburgen and Doc Brown fly away IN A frickING TRAIN.
But whaaaaaaat? Trains don't fly? YES THEY DO! MARY STEENBURGEN HAS ONE. She got it when Doc died because he was old as shite and she married smart. She know she only had to put out for a few years until she could take control of a TIME TRAVELING CHOO CHOO! Where do you think she parks that choo choo? Fayetteville? HA! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE PARKS THAT frickER IN LITTLE ROCK AND MY PROPERTY VALUE HAS SCORED HIM A NIIIIIIIICE FIRST CLASS CABIN SEAT.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 3:32 pm to Bear-O-Dactyl
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SHE PARKS THAT frickER IN LITTLE ROCK AND MY PROPERTY VALUE HAS SCORED HIM A NIIIIIIIICE FIRST CLASS CABIN SEAT.
Posted on 9/5/13 at 3:49 pm to Bear-O-Dactyl
Mary had a train alright, but it was in college, she was drunk, and she doesn't like to talk about it. That train will not fly after this Saturday when it is weighed down by the guilt of 10,000 no shows, but it will hobble back to the future to the year of 2016 and then commit suicide. Your property value is going to have a first class seat next to you at one of the local soup kitchens. Hope you like chicken broth, it's what's for dinner.
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