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If I Wasn't Jewish, Arkansas Would be my Second Favorite Team.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:49 pm
Unfortunately, Arkansas isn't kosher. God says the pig is unclean and who am I to argue with God? But I'll tell you a secret that you mustn't tell God...I like pigs.
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And the pig, because it has a cloven hoof that is completely split, but will not regurgitate its cud; it is unclean for you. You shall not eat of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
—Leviticus 11:7-8
This post was edited on 9/2/13 at 8:56 pm
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Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:50 pm to mizzoukills
Jesus fricking Christ.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:50 pm to mizzoukills
pigs are dirty
but they DO taste good!!
but they DO taste good!!
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:50 pm to mizzoukills
AMEN
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:50 pm to mizzoukills
Weren't
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:50 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Unfortunately, Arkansas isn't kosher. God says the pig is unclean and who am I to argue with God? But I'll tell you a secret that you mustn't tell God...I like pigs.
You are the Mel Brooks of Mizzou fans.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:51 pm to Marco Esquandolas
He's right. It's a conditional statement.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:51 pm to mizzoukills
hey kills....you got tired of trolling us as a Clemson fan?
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:53 pm to mizzoukills
I'm always amused that god thinks pigs are dirty but is ok with chickens.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:54 pm to Slippery Slope
Slip,
Weren't and wasn't are both grammatically correct. Linguists accept both in standard English.
Weren't and wasn't are both grammatically correct. Linguists accept both in standard English.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:54 pm to mizzoukills
No they doesn't.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:54 pm to dkreller
Don't your parents limit your Internet usage?
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:54 pm to Slippery Slope
Where is that Killz RA meme I made a few years ago?
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:55 pm to mizzoukills
Hey kills, I'm applying for a job at Mizzou, hope it works out.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:56 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
This would be a good time to use it.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:56 pm to mizzoukills
Bacon is heavenly food . . .
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:56 pm to Pigimus Prime
Good luck! You'll like Columbia
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:56 pm to mizzoukills
Just proves that Leviticus was written before the reverse flow smoker was invented.
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:57 pm to mizzoukills
bacon sam'ich board
Posted on 9/2/13 at 8:57 pm to Slippery Slope
I don't know, Slip. I mean, I just don't know....
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