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Swoopin Sighting in Georgia
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:46 pm
I'd like to thank you all for your support in what I believe will be a monumental development in GSB history. I suspect the timing of my entrance is payment for Yellow Jacket #21 getting your QB a contract extension.
First, I wanna give a shout-out to TD24.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Ty.
I'd probably be dead.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
It wouldn't be right if I didn't put WG_Dawg and Damn Good Dawg at the top of my thanks lists. They took me under their wing and treated me like a little brother as I got up and going on TD/SECRant. If it weren't for those original two, I wouldn't have had anyone take me up on my suicide-mission sig bets for Auburn-GT/UGA games the past 2 years. They blazed the path for a lot of you knuckleheads.
Shout out to the other GT fans on the boards. I don't know your posting style but I will stealthily yet tactfully support your efforts.
That said, I don't aim to be a total troll. I'm not a sunshine pumper. I've been on the fire CPJ bandwagon since 2010 and don't expect to ever get off.
I've actually been an honorary Georgia fan during the great fan draft of 2012. I like to think I did yall proud.
Special thanks to Jefferson Dawg, for being the turd in the punch bowl of my Help Board admission thread. It would have been too easy without you!
There are countless others (you all know who you are) that I have shared some good interactions with. I thank you all.
Just remember, in the famous words of Rod Tidwell:
Swoop on, fellow Georgians
First, I wanna give a shout-out to TD24.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Ty.
I'd probably be dead.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
It wouldn't be right if I didn't put WG_Dawg and Damn Good Dawg at the top of my thanks lists. They took me under their wing and treated me like a little brother as I got up and going on TD/SECRant. If it weren't for those original two, I wouldn't have had anyone take me up on my suicide-mission sig bets for Auburn-GT/UGA games the past 2 years. They blazed the path for a lot of you knuckleheads.
Shout out to the other GT fans on the boards. I don't know your posting style but I will stealthily yet tactfully support your efforts.
That said, I don't aim to be a total troll. I'm not a sunshine pumper. I've been on the fire CPJ bandwagon since 2010 and don't expect to ever get off.
I've actually been an honorary Georgia fan during the great fan draft of 2012. I like to think I did yall proud.
Special thanks to Jefferson Dawg, for being the turd in the punch bowl of my Help Board admission thread. It would have been too easy without you!
There are countless others (you all know who you are) that I have shared some good interactions with. I thank you all.
Just remember, in the famous words of Rod Tidwell:
quote:
See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fighting, and I think we're finally talking!
Swoop on, fellow Georgians
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Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:52 pm to Swoopin
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:52 pm to Swoopin
It's funny; I come to the Georgia Board to avoid people like yourself, and yet, here you are.
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:55 pm to FinleyStreet
I'm aware of the sacred ground on which I tread. I'll keep my trolling to the SECRant. Will I occasionally be devil's advocate? Sure. But I know the boundaries of what flies on each board. Fear not my friend!
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:56 pm to Swoopin
Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:57 pm to Swoopin
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:58 pm to Swoopin
Finley is our resident lady woman. Don't let this scare your inner Techness. She is just like a guy except you get tingly in your nether regions when she beats the shite out of you because Finley don't frick around.
Posted on 7/10/13 at 8:59 pm to tylerdurden24
She seems grouchy! And feminine! I'm so nervous!
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:04 pm to Swoopin
You may die.
But that's not unusual when you live on the edge like we do on the DR.
One minute you could be sweet mouthing Finley, and the next you could be murdered by a sudden overdose of heroin because Jefferson doesn't take kindly to your stance on big government.
YOU. WON'T. KNOW.
But that's not unusual when you live on the edge like we do on the DR.
One minute you could be sweet mouthing Finley, and the next you could be murdered by a sudden overdose of heroin because Jefferson doesn't take kindly to your stance on big government.
YOU. WON'T. KNOW.
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:09 pm to Swoopin
Listen, if we're going to be in an internet relationship, I have to be honest with you upfront. I think you have the cheesiest avatar on the entire site. No offense but I've always thought so. You know that guy who takes frat too far? The one who drives the black Tahoe with the greek letters on the bottom left-hand side of the backwind shield right over the college logo? And he wears rainbow flip flops, seersucker pants, a Vineyard Vines bowtie, a visor, and sunglasses with croakies all at the same time while driving said Tahoe with his yellow lab hanging out the window? It's too much. That's what your avatar represents to me. There's a point of diminishing returns.
You're probably a decent human being, but I just don't want you to be that guy. I'm here for you. If you ever want to talk about anything, you let me know.
I'd like to leave you with this gift:
You're probably a decent human being, but I just don't want you to be that guy. I'm here for you. If you ever want to talk about anything, you let me know.
I'd like to leave you with this gift:
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:10 pm to tylerdurden24
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:14 pm to FinleyStreet
quote:
Listen, if we're going to be in an internet relationship, I have to be honest with you upfront. I think you have the cheesiest avatar on the entire site. No offense but I've always thought so. You know that guy who takes frat too far? The one who drives the black Tahoe with the greek letters on the bottom left-hand side of the backwind shield right over the college logo? And he wears rainbow flip flops, seersucker pants, a Vineyard Vines bowtie, a visor, and sunglasses with croakies all at the same time while driving said Tahoe with his yellow lab hanging out the window? It's too much. That's what your avatar represents to me. There's a point of diminishing returns.
You're probably a decent human being, but I just don't want you to be that guy. I'm here for you. If you ever want to talk about anything, you let me know.
Look. I know you must have a reputation to uphold. I'm guessing you're known for being opinionated, to-the-point, snappy, and risky to converse with. I get it. I understand.
And I'm sure this post is meant to reinforce that to everyone on the GSB. To stick with the frat theme, it's like the hard-arse older brother that everyone is snickering and waiting to see how he treats the new crop of pledges. I respect that.
But the old saying goes "don't judge a book by its cover". I guarantee you there are fat, slobby, jort-wearin rednecks with a similar visor-Cablez-whiskey combination trouncing around the Florida-Georgia line right this very minute. Probably a little Skynyrd playing in the background (Simple Man is my favorite Skynyrd song btw). How do you know I'm not one of those guys? Not that you'd like them any more than what you've proposed, but I really wish you'd get to know me before forming an opinion!
I come with an olive-branch in hand and you want to enact prison rules. I just don't see the need!
This post was edited on 7/10/13 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:15 pm to Swoopin
Welcome aboard, prepare to be mesmerized
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:24 pm to Spunky
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:25 pm to Swoopin
Hello Swooping. How do you do? I am Christopher.
I see you are a bandwagon GT fan that's on the fire CPJ bandwagon since 2010. That's cool (as long as you've got heart.)
I see you are a bandwagon GT fan that's on the fire CPJ bandwagon since 2010. That's cool (as long as you've got heart.)
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:26 pm to Chris_topher
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bandwagon GT fan
I'd say I'm literally the opposite of that
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:34 pm to Spunky
this thread delivers Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:35 pm to Chris_topher
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a bandwagon GT fan
More likely to see an alien frickin Bigfoot in the arse wearing a pink dress and 6inch heels than find an actual bangwagon GT fan
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:37 pm to Spunky
Posted on 7/10/13 at 9:49 pm to Swoopin
I'm most likely the only one that's met swoopin IRL before, and I can vouch that he's good people.
Yes, he's a tech and aubie fan, which is deplorable. But he's overcome that and somehow turned out to be an ok person. He's a good addition to the board, IMO.
Yes, he's a tech and aubie fan, which is deplorable. But he's overcome that and somehow turned out to be an ok person. He's a good addition to the board, IMO.
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