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re: Favorite call by your team's announcer?
Posted on 7/9/13 at 8:46 pm to Lordofwrath88
Posted on 7/9/13 at 8:46 pm to Lordofwrath88
"This is a mauling folks" Vern.
Just about anything Eli Gold says. He could make taking a shite feel like winning the natty.
Here we are Alabama fans, in the biggest bathroom in the house. It's all or nothing. Pants just hit the floor, followed by the suffocating boxers. He takes his seat, while searching for his latest edition of playboy(he really enjoys the articles). He looks as if he just found something that has peaked his intrest.
Yap, hold on folks this could be over fast, the eyes just closed. Here it comes!!!!! Touchdown Alabama!!!!! He grabs the TP and finishes off one of the greatest shits in the history of Alabama football.
Just about anything Eli Gold says. He could make taking a shite feel like winning the natty.
Here we are Alabama fans, in the biggest bathroom in the house. It's all or nothing. Pants just hit the floor, followed by the suffocating boxers. He takes his seat, while searching for his latest edition of playboy(he really enjoys the articles). He looks as if he just found something that has peaked his intrest.
Yap, hold on folks this could be over fast, the eyes just closed. Here it comes!!!!! Touchdown Alabama!!!!! He grabs the TP and finishes off one of the greatest shits in the history of Alabama football.
This post was edited on 7/9/13 at 9:02 pm
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