re: Who here has gotten arrested for drinking/drugs.

My closest call...
Me and 2 friends were out riding around one night drinking beer when we were about 18. We cut through some dirt roads and stopped to take a piss. We finished our beer while we were there and luckily got rid of the evidence. At the next paved road we came out on there was a road block with both local law enforcement and DNR. It was deer season and I guess they ganged up to catch poachers and drunks.
The DNR ranger came up to the window, looked us over and ordered us out of the truck. They then searched it top to bottom. I guess it may have matched a suspicious vehicle discription or something. When he was done he said that the truck smelled like a brewery and wanted to know where the beer was. We of course denied it and for whatever reason they let us go. I guess they were looking for bigger fish. It may have also helped that this was a small town and we knew just about all of the guys at the road block.