Advice on Growing a Goatee..........

The salt life decals come with a special preservative inside of it that stimulates hair growth in the chin and upper lip region.

And then you can slap it on the back of your truck boat truck.

personally, I like to just grow my beard out and then shave for the perfect goatee.




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Definitely #2. Mark Richt perfected this form in the example below.

Mike BoBo or Bulworth?



I found his inspiration though. It was that 90's film with Warren Beatty and Haile Berry, you know, the real liberal one about change, Bulworth.

Did Richt shave his goatee b/c it was too thin? Like those 16 year olds who grow the mustaches?

You don't need a mustache to do this though.

Seriously.... Ralph Macchio was something like 42 years old when he played 16 year old Danial LaRusso in Karate Kid. Look it up. He and Spurrier have the same hairless unable-to-age medical condition...

Sidenote: This is fricked up man. When I was still in Athens I got a VHS tape in the mail one day. And.....it was the pilot episode for a TV series that hadn't aired yet, and they sent copies out randomly I guess to get feedback from people...........

Anyway.....it starred Ralph Macchio and Andrew Dice Clay!!! But I only got to watch 5 minutes because I answered the phone and left the VHS tape running..........and when I tried to rewind it, I found out they had rigged the tape to erase as you played it, so I don't know if it was any good or not.

All I remember is Dice Clay in his boxers smoking cigarettes and ironing his wife-beater Ts in Macchios living room. I think Dice lived in the basement.

Not sure if the show ever aired.

Yea, the Cobra Kai were heroes in my book......

Some Jersey gueedo migrates down to your neighborhood and you're suppose to just try and be his best friend and ignore what a repulsive mannerless yankee he is?

Hell no. Johnny Lawrence did what was right.


Typical unrealistic hollywood garbage.....

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In ten years when the goatee/salt-life thing is as attached to USCe like the corndog thing is attached to LSU.....you'll be able to say you were there when it all started!

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The goatee/saltlife thing is funny, but will never be attached to USC, b/c it isn't even remotely true. Salt Life is an apparel company that isn't even based out of SC or by an USC grad or anything like that. Like I said in my trip to GA thread on dawgrant, I saw 4 Salt Life car stickers just this past weekend with GA tags. The goatee thing is too obtuse. All teams have fans with goatees. Mark Richt even sported one last year along with Bobo.

In order for it to be funny, it has to be more focused. Send Cracker back to the dock with a 6 pack of Palmetto Amber to work that one out.

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The Salt Life migh be connected with SC's rich, massive coastline and great fishing and water sport activities. The same type of life style that is associated with a luxurious and/or relaxing state of mind. The only haters of the Salt Life are the poors. Although even some of the haters can't resist the draw of the Salt.



Dawg Life, bro?

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Dawg Life, bro?

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Or Dog Life. Remember, there's two spellings to choose from.

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Or Dog Life. Remember, there's two spellings to choose from.

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Now why would they offer two spelling? Time to speculate....

I may or may not have spoken with this guy who's in the know with the Salt Life apparel campaign. He may or may not have suggested that there are 2 types of UGA fans, those that get all caught up in grammar and spelling and those who can't read well enough to tell in the first place. So what this does is open up them to BOTH markets.