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re: IM tired of twisters
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:48 pm to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:48 pm to BluegrassBelle
IM scared of this weather.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:50 pm to TotalRebel
me: what are you doing tonight?
lady friend: Just watching some TV, you?
me: watching the game. want to come rub aloe on my back?
her: are we talking in code now?
me: no im sunburnt and need aloe
lady friend: Just watching some TV, you?
me: watching the game. want to come rub aloe on my back?
her: are we talking in code now?
me: no im sunburnt and need aloe
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:51 pm to mwlewis
me: what are you doing tonight?
Girl: Just watching some TV, you?
Fixed.
Girl: Just watching some TV, you?
Fixed.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:52 pm to BluegrassBelle
Ended up with these four:
Posted on 5/21/13 at 8:57 pm to bamafan425
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Fixed.
And NICE Pigimus. I like your style.
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:02 pm to Pigimus Prime
Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time? I want to make love to a beautiful woman to it, but I can't remember the last time I lasted 8 whole minutes.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:04 pm to TeLeFaWx
I have never caught a foul bat at a baseball game
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:14 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time? I want to make love to a beautiful woman to it, but I can't remember the last time I lasted 8 whole minutes.
not a bad tune...
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:20 pm to Pigimus Prime
I might hit the hay soon. Im pooped.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:27 pm to bamafan425
Me too. I am actually going to make a effort to work tomorrow.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:30 pm to Pigimus Prime
quote:I have a cryptic meeting with a company bagman tomorrow.
Me too. I am actually going to make a effort to work tomorrow.
I am at excited for what is likely to be a tense meeting filled with entendre and innuendo, and perhaps a scone and a bum fight. Over the scone.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:33 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Is JT's Mirrors the sexiest song of all time?
It's more sweet then sexy to me (I love it though and would still partake in said love making to it's beatz ).
Songs I find "sexier"
D'Angelo - Untitled (How Does it Feel)
Nina Simone - I Want a Little Sugar in my Bowl
Solomon Burke - Cry to Me
And pretty much anything Otis Redding.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:34 pm to LSUChicageaux
That sounds like the modal American workplace these days.
I actually saw a feminist ask a male colleague to leave a meeting the other day because he disagreed with her, impressive work.
I actually saw a feminist ask a male colleague to leave a meeting the other day because he disagreed with her, impressive work.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:35 pm to LSUChicageaux
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LSUChicageaux
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I am at excited for what is likely to be a tense meeting filled with entendre and innuendo, and perhaps a scone and a bum fight. Over the scone.
But what kind of scone? This could be integral to the level of violence you may encounter my friend.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:36 pm to BluegrassBelle
Call me crazy, but I've always liked bedding down with this tune:
Goodbye Horses
I don't condone the video content or relate it to said above topic.
Goodbye Horses
I don't condone the video content or relate it to said above topic.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:38 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:Some kind of dried, sweetened berry. Cran- or blue-, likely. These contain antioxidants that engorge the hamble, which is a special rage gland that grows in bums. They spray a fine musk from its fundus to mark their territory around squatter colonies and tent cities, and it can be put in a food dehydrator to serve as a non-dairy creamer, if you want your coffee to taste "like clowns smell."
But what kind of scone? This could be integral to the level of violence you may encounter my friend.
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