fricking longhorns.

You jackasses masturbate to that overblown bridge-gap loan talking point because you NEED to make A&M appear weak. Why the hell would you dicksuckers even care otherwise? It's the nature of your fan base. You MUST make everyone around you have the appearance of weakness or your insecure, pink-chino-wearing masses will overdose on anxiety meds.

That internal nature of your broadway-musical-dancing hoards is the very thing that has locked you into a shitty conference clad in iron chains, yoked to Baylor, Dust Baylor, and now Purple Baylor. You HAD to make CERTAIN that everybody knew that A&M was NOT valuable to the big 12, and that A&M's departure DID NOT MATTER. What you really were doing, despite being stupid and lacking of foresight, was to UNYOKE A&M from the Baylors, and yoke them SOLELY to YOU. That need to make A&M look weak was apparently stronger than any other need, including doing what is best for your athletic department. Yet, A&M was not your REAL rival (another attempt to make A&M appear weak), and here you are, on the SEC Rant.

fricking CLASSIC. Don't kill yourself yet. I am enjoying the sweet taste of those burnt orange tears.