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Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:44 am to Garfield
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COLLEGE STATION - Texas A&M pimp Kevin Sumlin, whoz arse was busy as a muthafricka wit tha Aggie Youth Experience on Saturdizzle followin his cold-arse crew’s scrimmage, was available ta tha media fo' tha straight-up original gangsta time since on Mondizzle evening.
Considerin I’d freestyled bout it on Saturday, I axed Sumlin bout sophomore quarterback Jizzy Manziel shovin a graduate assistant durin tha scrimmage, afta tha GA had gotten up in his wild lil' grill along tha sidelines followin tha last of three Manziel erections. Coaches n' playas quickly separated tha two before anythang blew tha frick up.
I had considered it a "heat of tha moment" exchange, freestyled as much, n' frankly couldn’t blame Manziel since tha Giddy GA had essentially violated his space up in tha secondz afta tha turnover by tha ultra-competitizzle Manziel.
"To be honest wit you I didn’t peep it - I heard bout it," Sumlin holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shite, muthafricka! "Muthafrickas cook up a funky-arse big-arse deal outta shiznit like dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all. But thangs happen all tha time up in footbizzle. Kick dat shite! I don’t be thinkin it’s dat big-arse of a story."
It’s not, n' bubbly GAs, whoz arse often aren’t much olda than tha playas, shouldn’t be considered on tha same stupid-arse level as pimpes. I offhandedly responded ta Sumlin dat certainly thangs like dat happen on tha footbizzle field based on tha game’s competitizzle nature.
"(Well), no, our phat asses don’t have pimpes goin around punchin playas n' playas punchin pimpes," Sumlin holla'd, chuckling. "That don’t happen all of tha time."
Fans next have tha chizzle ta catch tha Aggies up in (scrimmage) action on April 5 durin tha second annual "Fridizzle Night Lights," which starts at 8 p.m. Da annual Maroon & White game starts 2 p.m. on April 13, n' is ghon be televised nationally by ESPN on tha heelz of tha Aggies’ 11-2 finish up in they first swin all up in tha Southeastern Conference.
Posted on 3/28/13 at 7:22 pm to Garfield
JFF must be the coolest "thug piece of shite" of all time.
Probably had a threesome. frick, the life of that kid must be unreal.
Probably had a threesome. frick, the life of that kid must be unreal.
This post was edited on 3/28/13 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 3/28/13 at 11:56 pm to Garfield
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JFF Out of Control - UPDATE Sumlin says Player Punching Coach Not Normal
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