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re: IM Loving That Everyone Talks About Me This Time Of Year

Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by LSUChicageaux
Member since Aug 2004
8255 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:02 pm to
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IM loving the fact that I've had 3 secret menu items this week and haven't had to tell them how to make the sombitches.
The universe clearly favors you and the stars are aligned. Your innards are filled with an oily, pocked sludge of varying densities, awaiting to be unleashed like your own secret menu item. Thank you for sharing these hidden gems with us.

The only secret menu item I have heard of is called the "Bumblelump" and I saw it at Arby's. Some guy gave another guy a syringe and the guy who got the syringe kissed the other guy's giblets. Oh and I have had an Egg McMuffin egg patty between 2 sausage patties with McRib patties as the bun. This was called a McPatty.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:04 pm to
well. It isn't a secret that I want to blow my brains out because of the mundane benal menutiae I deal with on the daily. So I drink myself into oblivion on the nightly and kill my heart on the daily.

Do you even lift, bro?
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 3/21/13 at 9:06 pm to
Get the Mc10:35...

They're switching between breakfast and lunch. Tell them to put a mcdouble's meat n cheese on a regular egg mcmuffin that they are about to throw out anyhow.

muffin, egg, canadian bacon, two patties of meat (or whatever), and a slice of cheese. Yumsicles.
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