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Posted on 3/18/13 at 11:03 am to NCrawler
Posted on 3/18/13 at 11:03 am to NCrawler
NCrawler
Change your point of view.
Either look north toward the paradise of Missouri or west to the setting sun. Don't look east. You'll only see the shite side of Arkansas to the east, ie. West Memphis. That view is almost as bad as the toilet to your south.
Feel comfort knowing that your piss and shite flow south into Louisiana's drinking water.
My revelations should make you feel much better on this dreary Monday morning!
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Kills, I'm sitting up here in the land of plenty, looking south to the pitiful, nastiness that is Louisiana. What can I do to remedy this situation?
Change your point of view.
Either look north toward the paradise of Missouri or west to the setting sun. Don't look east. You'll only see the shite side of Arkansas to the east, ie. West Memphis. That view is almost as bad as the toilet to your south.
Feel comfort knowing that your piss and shite flow south into Louisiana's drinking water.
My revelations should make you feel much better on this dreary Monday morning!
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Posted on 3/18/13 at 2:17 pm to mizzoukills
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My revelations should make you feel much better on this dreary Monday morning!
Yes, they most certainly did but alas I have another problem.
I ate at a local Chinese restaurant for lunch today. When the meal was over I cracked open my fortune cookie and it said, "Congratulations, now you know what cat tastes like!" What should I do? Should I use the lucky numbers on the fortune in the next Powerball drawing?
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