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Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:45 pm to
Dear Killz:

Our son was married in October. Five months later his wife had a 8 1/2-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:48 pm to
It sounds like your son engaged in premarital relations 4 1/2 months before marriage.

The marriage is a sham built on lies.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:56 pm to
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Our son was married in October. Five months later his wife had a 8 1/2-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?



Invite your son over for some father and son alone time. Tell him to meet you in the garage.

The moment he walks in, act like you're going to shake his hand and then punch him in the nuts. While he is trying to catch his breath, tell him to never lie to you again.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 10:58 am
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