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re: IM really needing some cheering up -Nightly Thread
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:52 pm to BuccWildBammer
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:52 pm to BuccWildBammer
Sounds good. Memphis met up with us last year.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:54 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I'm gonna see if T Rey will come and we will get some Bama guys also
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:57 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate.
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