quote:
re: 2-18-13 Baseball Polls (Posted on 2/18/13 at 5:27 p.m. to Ldrake53)
1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.

2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.

3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.

4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.

5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.

6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.

8. We enjoy a good drunken jorts story.

9. If you ever recco Hooters as a good place to eat, you're walking the plank.

10. Learn this phrase:
ARKY STAAAAAAAACKED
_____ FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

11. Nudez of the Old Lady are to be sent to King for pre-examination.

12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.

13. Sometimes you just have to take one for the team (Ol unlucky #13)

Yet no plan if they ever actually WIN something of value...Bottom line they are living in a pig pen of defeatism and destined to lifetime of dick riding other programs wheter it be an SEC team or the Stoney Brooks of the world.

Does make for good entertainment...if your not them.