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Posted on 1/16/13 at 4:17 pm to Porker Face
Hey y'all, I just found a page of the "Missouri conference transition handbook"
1. Say the SEC was your second choice
2. Join despite pretty much unanimous SEC fan disapproval
3. Talk mad shite about upcoming football season online
4. Have several key players discuss how they are going to roll the conference at SEC media days
5. Discuss "old man football" at length, dissing the conference
6. Act like Missouri is a cultural fit all of the sudden just because you changed a patch on the front of y'all's jerseys
7. Fail to make a bowl, look non-competitive in half your games
8. Lose to Syracuse in football at home
9. Lose first conference road game in basketball in embarrassing fashion
10. Immediately start bitching about technicalities in the SEC rulebook days after an embarrassing loss
1. Say the SEC was your second choice
2. Join despite pretty much unanimous SEC fan disapproval
3. Talk mad shite about upcoming football season online
4. Have several key players discuss how they are going to roll the conference at SEC media days
5. Discuss "old man football" at length, dissing the conference
6. Act like Missouri is a cultural fit all of the sudden just because you changed a patch on the front of y'all's jerseys
7. Fail to make a bowl, look non-competitive in half your games
8. Lose to Syracuse in football at home
9. Lose first conference road game in basketball in embarrassing fashion
10. Immediately start bitching about technicalities in the SEC rulebook days after an embarrassing loss
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