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re: Today We Are All Okies
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:14 pm to I Ham That I Ham
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:14 pm to I Ham That I Ham
I was born and raised in Oklahoma but I can't stand the Sooners or most of their fans. I hope A & M kicks the shite out of of them.
Posted on 1/4/13 at 4:41 pm to Choctaw Hog
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I can't stand the Sooners or most of their fans
Exactly. The only good thing to come from Austin is some Sooner Haiku....
SWINGING SOONER
Pig under one arm
Goat under the other arm
He's BISEXUAL!
IMPOUNDED
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost fergit
That you're my cousin
NATURE
Aluminum boat...
Eighteen sticks of dynamite.
Time to catch some fish.
BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
REMORSE
A painful sadness
Cain't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door
LIAISON
Wife-beater T-shirt,
And stained Dickey's overall's,
Earl's lookin' for love.
DECOR
Billy Ray Cyrus,
And old NASCAR chick posters,
Sooner wallpaper.
CHARIOT
Huge NO FEAR decal,
Dual ten foot antennae,
Here comes the mayor.
MOTHERHOOD
You tell that teacher
You fail and I'll whup her arse,
Sunday after Church.
SECURITY
Ten coon dogs on chains,
Deer rifle, two-foot Mag-light,
Someone's in my yard.
SOONER SCHOOLGIRL'S LAMENT
Why won't boys kiss me?
Paw says I'm a good kisser
Brother disagrees
FASHION
Strutting through Dallas
Mullet, tank top, jean shorts, hat
Sooner on the prowl
OKLAHOMA'S MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR
Snug fit Jordache Jeans
My mullet cut combed just right
Damn these chicks dig me
SOONER CRUISER
Two glasspac mufflers
Fuzzy dice hanging down low
Eighty-one fire bird
SOONER FOREPLAY
Ice cold Busch Light beer,
Smoke , lighter on bedside stand,
Here [censored]! I'm ready
SOONER DREAM GIRL
More tattoos than teeth
Tight polka dot tube top on,
Hot damn I'm in love.
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