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Johnny Football's GF is Hot!!!

Posted on 12/10/12 at 4:57 pm
Posted by DisneyDawg
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2012
737 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 4:57 pm
Johnny Football's girlfriend is smoken hott!!!
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Posted by gatorhata9
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2010
26184 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:07 pm to
Do y'all not read the rant at all?
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:13 pm to
I try not to read that clusterfrick.

Boy is he ugly. Just fugly.
Posted by ruckusdawg
knoxville
Member since Oct 2012
875 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:16 pm to
She's hot....but my wife is hotter!
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:17 pm to
evening Belle
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:18 pm to
Good evening sir!
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

She's hot....but my wife is hotter!


Come on, I've been to Brunswick!
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:19 pm to
how old is she? 35?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:20 pm to
I guess being a heisman winning freshman will get you some arse like that.

Every pic I've seen of that bastard look like a proactiv "before" picture. That motherfricker doesn't even pop any zits before a photo shoot. His forehead looks like a pasty fat man's arse
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:26 pm to
She looks 35 because of the Ooopma loompa orange tan.
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

She looks 35 because of the Ooopma loompa orange tan.


You're implying that Jerz-Gueed isn't a good look for people? Perish the thought!
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:36 pm to
Not everybody has naturally radiant skin.

Be nice ,mama
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 5:42 pm to
No need to look like you've rolled around in a bag of Doritos.


Posted by Rules
Warm. Year round.
Member since Sep 2012
4284 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:00 pm to
Looks to me like she could use a cheeseburger or two.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:02 pm to
I say she could use a chef salad
Posted by Working Dawg
DALLAS
Member since Sep 2012
648 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

She's hot....but my wife is hotter!
PIctures or GTFO
Posted by ruckusdawg
knoxville
Member since Oct 2012
875 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:19 pm to
From atl bro
Posted by FaCubeItches
Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA
Member since Sep 2012
5875 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

She's hot....but my wife is hotter!


Lucky you. I married a nun. None at night; none in the morning.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

ruckusdawg


Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16905 posts
Posted on 12/10/12 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

Johnny Football's girlfriend is smoken hott!!!


I'm shocked! You mean the starting QB for a D1 school, who just won the Heisman BTW, has a hot girlfriend???

I bet if he got a Theisman she'd be gone before he made it to the hospital...
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