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Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am
The LORD is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green football fields;
He leadeth me beside the ragin Cajuns.
He restoreth my BCS ranking;
He leadeth me in the points of righteousness for BCS sake.
Yea, though I walk into the LSU valley of death,
I will fear no Mad Hatter; for thou art with Saban.
Thy football and Alabama’s staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a challenge before me in the presence of mine LSU enemies;
Thou anointest the scoreboard with the most points.
My tears of joy runneth over.
Surely goodness and BCS Championships shall follow me all the days of Saban’s life;
And I will dwell in the house of Alabama football forever.
Amen.
Ezekiel 20:29 - Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called Bamah unto this day.
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green football fields;
He leadeth me beside the ragin Cajuns.
He restoreth my BCS ranking;
He leadeth me in the points of righteousness for BCS sake.
Yea, though I walk into the LSU valley of death,
I will fear no Mad Hatter; for thou art with Saban.
Thy football and Alabama’s staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a challenge before me in the presence of mine LSU enemies;
Thou anointest the scoreboard with the most points.
My tears of joy runneth over.
Surely goodness and BCS Championships shall follow me all the days of Saban’s life;
And I will dwell in the house of Alabama football forever.
Amen.
Ezekiel 20:29 - Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name thereof is called Bamah unto this day.
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am to eddiebike
This post was edited on 2/16/13 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am to eddiebike
Good grief
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am to eddiebike
You're going to hell
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:36 am to eddiebike
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:37 am to eddiebike
This post was edited on 2/16/13 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:38 am to eddiebike
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Alabama Bible verses...
Are you mentally ill?
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:38 am to eddiebike
I saw a sign at the place on the corner next to Dreamland that said "Roll Jesus Roll".
I didn't know they had any Mexicans on the team.
I didn't know they had any Mexicans on the team.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:38 am to eddiebike
W
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Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:39 am to eddiebike
eddiebike needs a helmet
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:39 am to eddiebike
Brother Micah??
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:41 am to eddiebike
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:42 am to eddiebike
2 years worth of effort up in flames.
Try again.
Try again.
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:44 am to eddiebike
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:46 am to eddiebike
those are about as real as any other Bible verse
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:52 am to eddiebike
"Scooby-doobie-Doo!!! "
- Johnny 3:16
- Johnny 3:16
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:55 am to eddiebike
dude, IGNORE the hate! lol, this was fun. if you ask me, the rant could use a dosage of people that have a little fun and put a little effort into things like this.
points scored in my book!
points scored in my book!
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:56 am to eddiebike
do you really find it necessary to mock God....
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:56 am to eddiebike
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called Bamah
I hate this. It translates to something along the lines of "whore hill".
Posted on 11/5/12 at 11:56 am to eddiebike
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
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