re: Aggies fans question for you, very important

Oh please. You aggys just hate it when one of your own tells the truth. You know your Boss, TEXAS is the oldest public university in Texas. You know that Bevo was named after neer beer. You know your pathetic university is a branch of The University of Texas. We are the clear no 1. Stop pretending.

Now I am out. Gotta go shave my legs for the party tonight. Got this cute dress that was regular price $400 on clearance for $250. I will be one hot bitch tonight.