The problem is your Missouri women can't resist our charm. A couple of my closest lifelong friends and I were in Gulf Shores one summer in high school and we met 2 girls from St Louis. My Auburn friend hooked up with one of the girls and she basically went fatal attraction on him and stalked him for the next 3 years. This chick literally studied our home town in Alabama and knew as much about it as we did. She would even call me long distance to talk about my friend. She once made the 12 hour drive to Auburn unannounced when he was in college at Auburn to suprise him. Ever since then I've just assumed Missouri girls are bat s### crazy. The Alabama men visiting Columbia this weekend have more to worry about than the Missouri women do.

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Posted by mizzoukills

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Posted on 10/9/12 at 7:02 pm to Govt Tide

Gov Tide,

Same with your women. No joke I dated a girl from North Carolina. When she graduated college, she moved out here to live with me...though I hadn't graduated yet and I was worried she would have difficulties adjusting since she had told me that she'd never been out of NC before.

She wasn't bat shite crazy as much as she was a southern bitch. Damn she had an attitude. I was glad to see her move back to the east coast.

Though her parents absolutely loved MO...especially Branson. Go figure.

Bitches be crazy everywhere.

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