Miz Piggy,

Please copy and paste this into the Arkansas board request thread:

Dear Hog Lot,

You and I have been through fields of shite together - we've slung it at each other and we've joined hands to sling it at other rantards. At times we've appeared as enemies. But love and hate are essentially the same emotion and my hate of your state has lessened over time. A while back I realized that I was pretending to hate the Arkytards when in fact...I love y'all.

Let's face it. Arkansas and Mizzou are going to be natural rivals whether or not the fans want to openly admit this fact. LSU and A&M fans can claim Arkansas as their biggest rival all day long. It doesn't change the fact the Missouri and Arkansas rivalry is far stronger than those fake rivalries and we haven't even played each other yet! That's a testiment of what's to come. I look forward to our future battles on the field or on the court.

You've denied me access to your board. I understand. I can't blame you. Why would you want a dipshit Mizzou troller to pester you on your private board? I get it.

All I can assure you is that I'm not that person anymore. When is the last time I've flamed Arkansas? Or, when is the last time I've been a true prick to your fanbase rather than simply be playful?

We're more alike than you can possibly imagine. Cheshire even has a theory that I'm a secret Hog agent master troll planted on the rant by Hogville moderators. I can't confirm or deny that assertion. But I can in all honesty tell you that I have good intentions.

My fate is in your hands.

Respectfully,

-Miss Sue Kells

This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 12:16 pm