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As the Funnel Empties: UT Pikes Deny Butt Chugging, Hilarious PC covered by CNN

Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:19 am
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:19 am
CNN

Clay Travis' Website (Includes Video of PC)

Barstool Sports (Includes Video as Well)

quote:

(CNN) -- The University of Tennessee student at the center of a nationally publicized alcohol incident denied Tuesday that he ever used an alcohol enema.

Alexander Broughton, 20, admitted to reporters that he made a "bad choice" drinking last month, one that could have killed him.
"However the scandalous accusations surrounding that event never happened and I completely deny them," he said at a news conference.

Broughton, a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, was hospitalized September 21 with a blood alcohol level well over 0.40 -- five times the legal limit for driving -- according to Knoxville police.

The case made national news when police said Broughton and some of his fraternity brothers had been using enemas containing alcohol.

"At this point my intent is to clear my name, my fraternity's name and to punish those individuals and institutions responsible for the lies that have been spread around the world," Broughton said.

His attorney, Daniel F. McGehee, said they intended to sue "whoever violated his HIPAA rights and his constitutional rights, and the list is as long as your arm."



The university said Tuesday it would not comment.
McGehee said that his client passed out and was taken to the hospital after members of the fraternity drank wine as part of a "Tour de Franzia." He described that as a party where one person holds up one of several bags of wine while another drinks from it.

A report from the University of Tennessee police department said after questioning fraternity members, officers believed fraternity members had used "rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol."

Twelve members of the fraternity were cited for underage drinking, one for disorderly conduct and the fraternity chapter was suspended, a university spokeswoman said.

McGehee said he went to the hospital the night Broughton was admitted and asked the student if he had been involved in using alcohol enemas.
"He looked at me like I'd lost my mind," McGehee said.

Police said investigators found tubing and materials used to give alcohol enemas at the scene.

An alcohol enema involves placing a small tube into the rectum and pouring alcohol into the colon. Because the alcohol is then absorbed directly into the bloodstream, the recipient gets drunk faster.

Human stomachs and livers have an enzyme known as alcohol dehydrogenase that breaks down ethanol to make it less toxic for our bodies, said Atlanta gastroenterologist Dr. Preston Stewart. The lower gastrointestinal tract doesn't have that enzyme, so alcohol molecules are absorbed into the bloodstream through the lining of the colon.
Eventually the alcohol would still make its way to the liver, Stewart said, but the high alcohol content would overwhelm the organ. "It's extremely dangerous."

CNN's Joe Sutton contributed to this report.



Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:28 am to
my arse likes beer more than I do.
Posted by Requiem For A Dawg
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:32 am to
I blame SteveO
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:33 am to
I wonder what genius came up with that bright idea.
Posted by Rig
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:35 am to
quote:

A report from the University of Tennessee police department said after questioning fraternity members, officers believed fraternity members had used "rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol."

Posted by VirgilCaine
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:56 am to
First I have seen that.

I don't know what's funnier. Their lawyer repeatedly saying buttchugging, admonishing the media or the fact all the people involved in it thought it was a good idea to put faces to their names on national tv.

I also loved the last paragraph of the police report:

Mr. Broughton stated that at no time did he "butt chug" wine or any other alcoholic beverage and that no one inserted anything into his rectum. He also had no recollection of losing control of his own bowels and defecating on himself, or that his soiled underwear was at the hospital.

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:58 am to
quote:

my arse likes beer more than I do.


Seems like the foam would get in the way.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 10/3/12 at 11:58 am to
I have a feeling Diddy has adapted to having white frothy stuff around his rectum.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Mr. Broughton stated that at no time did he "butt chug" wine or any other alcoholic beverage and that no one inserted anything into his rectum. He also had no recollection of losing control of his own bowels and defecating on himself, or that his soiled underwear was at the hospital.

these fools
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by BamaScoop
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:06 pm to
Now the little butt chugger is embarrassed so his lawyer has I'm lying.
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:07 pm
Posted by VirgilCaine
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Their lawyer repeatedly saying buttchugging,


best part IMO.

quote:

the fact all the people involved in it thought it was a good idea to put faces to their names on national tv


this is the part that is so perplexing. regardless of what happened, you're now the guy that may or may not have buttchugged.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:08 pm to
I bet they were listening to

LINK

while



eta- the image came up when googling Broughton Butt Chugger.
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:09 pm
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:09 pm to
quote:


this is the part that is so perplexing. regardless of what happened, you're now the guy that may or may not have buttchugged.



All I could think of when I looked at his face was that he's actually publicly denied having soiled his underpants.
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:11 pm to
I almost posted this but figured it was germans. The knoxville news posted an article on the 27th that was a lot more graphic...went into detail about blood everywhere and the rectal damage
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:15 pm to
I heart this story so much.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

Bros before hose



Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:25 pm to
Just changed my fantasy football team's name to "Tour de Franzia"

ETA: Thread is germans but it's too funny not to be posted
This post was edited on 10/3/12 at 12:28 pm
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 10/3/12 at 12:30 pm to
The attorney is the token creepy old man who couldn't bear to move on from his college days, so he "stops by" the house every chance he can get and parties with the boys.

He's pretty devastated.
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