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1. Bray throws 12+ interceptions this season ..maybe but hardly a certainty I'd put in my top 5

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2. Ole Miss starts 3-1. Ole Miss finishes 3-9...winless in SEC again. Probably...but don't they play UK? If so, I wouldn't call it a certainty either
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3. Mizzou gains less than 150 yards on Alabama
-maybe...ok, probably
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4. Auburn starts season 1-4, only win coming over ULM. Possible but highly unlikely Auburn loses to ALL of Mississippi State, Clemson and Arky. I think Auburn beats both Clemson and Mississippi State...I'd lean Arky at this point but Arky has almost all of the ingredients for an implosion...will know more in a few weeks on that one
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5. Arkansas quells the Tide and breaks the 5 game skid. Oh God no. Certainties? For God's sake man.
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My 5 certainties:

1. Arkansas won't win more than 9 games...including the bowl game.

2. Tennessee will have 2,000 yards receiving between their top 2 receivers

3. Alabama is going to pound the f*** out of the rock (they'll have 2,500+ yards rushing)

4. Auburn will be the most improved team in the West

5. Arky fans annual off-season fap fest will be 100% over by week 3...for good. At the beginning of baseball season, David Letterman said this about the Mets: "Well, the Mets opened the season today....better luck next year, Mets". That's how I feel about Arky...you guys kick it into full throttle every off season without fail...no, the fail comes in the actual football season where you are reassured that at best, you will be fighting for 3rd place in the West...and more often than not, 4th.